Dangerous Donald?! Thats a terrible nickname for Donald Trump. Playing The Donald at his own game of giving candidates scathing nicknames is good strategy since he is running on showmanship not policy but not Dangerous Donald. That's just lame. A devastating nickname like Lyin' Ted had the effect of kryptonite on Superman on Ted Cruz. So here is a story for the Democrats on how to sink a person with nothing more than a nickname. I know its horrible to fall to this level but when push comes to shove best practices don't work.
There was this guy Drake McDrumpf who claimed he was the most intelligent person in the world. He had a penchant for boasting about his accomplishments and loved to destroy those who challenged him. He had this uncanny talent of skirting the law by staying clean while still using criminals to meet his ends and not paying tax. Ultimately you cannot know Mr. McDrumpf without concluding that he is a slick snake oil salesman. Eventually though Drake McDrumpf's hey day came to pass after a group he scammed took to social media and started making Doofus Drake jokes. They based it on all the foolish enterprises of Drake McDrumpf and went like this:
Doofus Drake is so dumb he tried to sell premium lamb cuts on Sharper Image!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thought he could run an airline! He ran it to the ground.
Doofus Drake is so dumb he challenged his President to prove that he was human!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thought it would be a great idea for people to mail him their piss! It seems he wanted to recycle the vitamins in their piss and sell it back to them.
Doofus Drake is so dumb he wishes his daughter was someone else's daughter!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thinks the Chinese are the bastions for a greener world!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thinks his gut is the smartest part of his anatomy!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thinks an expensive wall like the Great Wall of China can even stop people who fly across it!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he closed down his name sake University because he claimed it was a tremendous success and every single student gave the Uni through the roof ratings. It was too successful according to him!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thinks he is a great businessman!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thinks the mob is part of law enforcement!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he bankrupted his casino business!
Doofus Drake jokes were a hit and spread on social media like a firestorm. Eventually even Drake McDrumpf's most ardent supporters were chuckling at the jokes and nobody took him seriously anymore. Whenever he tried to convince someone to buy into his shenanigans all they saw in front of them was Doofus Drake the clown. So ends the story of Drake McDrumpfd who was sunk with a nickname.
disclaimer: Drake McDrumpf and Doofus Drake are fictitious characters. Any semblance or likeness of Drake McDrumpf or Doofus Drake to anyone alive or dead is purely coincidental and unintentional.
There was this guy Drake McDrumpf who claimed he was the most intelligent person in the world. He had a penchant for boasting about his accomplishments and loved to destroy those who challenged him. He had this uncanny talent of skirting the law by staying clean while still using criminals to meet his ends and not paying tax. Ultimately you cannot know Mr. McDrumpf without concluding that he is a slick snake oil salesman. Eventually though Drake McDrumpf's hey day came to pass after a group he scammed took to social media and started making Doofus Drake jokes. They based it on all the foolish enterprises of Drake McDrumpf and went like this:
Doofus Drake is so dumb he tried to sell premium lamb cuts on Sharper Image!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thought he could run an airline! He ran it to the ground.
Doofus Drake is so dumb he challenged his President to prove that he was human!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thought it would be a great idea for people to mail him their piss! It seems he wanted to recycle the vitamins in their piss and sell it back to them.
Doofus Drake is so dumb he wishes his daughter was someone else's daughter!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thinks the Chinese are the bastions for a greener world!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thinks his gut is the smartest part of his anatomy!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thinks an expensive wall like the Great Wall of China can even stop people who fly across it!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he closed down his name sake University because he claimed it was a tremendous success and every single student gave the Uni through the roof ratings. It was too successful according to him!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thinks he is a great businessman!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he thinks the mob is part of law enforcement!
Doofus Drake is so dumb he bankrupted his casino business!
Doofus Drake jokes were a hit and spread on social media like a firestorm. Eventually even Drake McDrumpf's most ardent supporters were chuckling at the jokes and nobody took him seriously anymore. Whenever he tried to convince someone to buy into his shenanigans all they saw in front of them was Doofus Drake the clown. So ends the story of Drake McDrumpfd who was sunk with a nickname.
disclaimer: Drake McDrumpf and Doofus Drake are fictitious characters. Any semblance or likeness of Drake McDrumpf or Doofus Drake to anyone alive or dead is purely coincidental and unintentional.
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